>> Raised the flag, said the pledge of allegiance!
>> Had a hot dog with yellow mustard.
>> Blew up some fireworks, woke up the neighbors!!!
>> Snored some, as I was punched awake over and over again!
>> "All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia!" --W.C. >> Fields/Andy
>> Andy >> L.A., Kalifornia
> You forgot to send a shotgun shell up into the air and kill your neighbor. > Tsk, tsk. :~)
> kili
kili,
I left my firearms at home! Kalifornia, ya know!!? Mr. Smith, my nextdoor L.A. neighboor annually launched his shotgun into the sky on New Year's Eve. Railroad retired BUM!!!
<smootch>
Q: How many eggs can you eat for breakfast? NOT TFM®
>> Raised the flag, said the pledge of allegiance!
>> Had a hot dog with yellow mustard.
>> Blew up some fireworks, woke up the neighbors!!!
>> Snored some, as I was punched awake over and over again!
>> "All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia!" --W.C. >> Fields/Andy
>> Andy >> L.A., Kalifornia
> You forgot to send a shotgun shell up into the air and kill your neighbor. > Tsk, tsk. :~)
> kili
You're doing it all wrong, Kili! You send the CONTENTS of the shell up into the air! Not the whole thing! (grin)
Heck, now I might have to buy a shotgun and a box of blanks... I've got about 12 hours before it gets dark enough to do this properly...
In any case, happy Independence Day, my fellow countrymen! Read your Constitution and Bill of Rights! People fought and died so you could have it, and besides that - you can't have government by the people if the people don't know the rules.
Oh, yeah... Grill something for dinner. I don't know why. Just do it. It's traditional or something. (Topic drift correction)
>>> Raised the flag, said the pledge of allegiance!
>>> Had a hot dog with yellow mustard.
>>> Blew up some fireworks, woke up the neighbors!!!
>>> Snored some, as I was punched awake over and over again!
>>> "All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia!" --W.C. >>> Fields/Andy
>>> Andy >>> L.A., Kalifornia
>> You forgot to send a shotgun shell up into the air and kill your >> neighbor. Tsk, tsk. :~)
>> kili
> You're doing it all wrong, Kili! You send the CONTENTS of the shell up > into the air! Not the whole thing! (grin)
> Heck, now I might have to buy a shotgun and a box of blanks... I've > got about 12 hours before it gets dark enough to do this properly...
> In any case, happy Independence Day, my fellow countrymen! Read your > Constitution and Bill of Rights! People fought and died so you could > have it, and besides that - you can't have government by the people if > the people don't know the rules.
> Oh, yeah... Grill something for dinner. I don't know why. Just do it. > It's traditional or something. (Topic drift correction)
We bought a bunch of shotgun shells to use for target practice tomorrow at a 40 acre private campground. My ears will be ringing and we will be grilling. :~)
